![]() ![]() Well, that was after art and before psychology. Well, if he's worth a dime, he said by statute and precedents, this would be considered a tort, and there is therefore substantial grounds for cause of action. Listen, Sam, you f*re her, or I'm going to take everything you got. Well, I certainly think an apology's in order, don't you, Carla? Look, there must be some other way we can settle this. I ain't got nothing against you.į*re her, and I'll forget the whole thing.Īh, come on, come on. Mistake? That was an as*ault in front of witnesses. Listen Sam, you're legally responsible for the actions of your employees. I was thinking something more on the lines of an attorney. Hey, what was it like pitching to two guys at the same time?īetter yet, what was it like coming in with bases loaded, and so were you? He licked his booze problem three years ago. that's what happened, and I thought you just lost it. Hey, you used to be a relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, huh?Īs I recall, you had a darn good hard slider, and here you are schlepping drinks, the great Sam "maybe" Malone.Ĭome on, I didn't mean all that stuff about your ball club. Well, you must admit, the man's a jackal. We're trying to run a nice, friendly bar here.Ĭome on, everybody. How would you like to take a flying leap off a knuckle sandwich. What did you get, a vocabulary for Christmas? She gets a little overemotional at times, but please bear in mind you are in an alien camp. Tell him we'll be thinking of him during the next electrical storms. My 90 year-old brother Bob is hooked up to so many wires you can get the superstation on him. Louise didn't have that much money, but I'll be back. Want to talk about nobel prize winners in medicine? Want to talk about major poets from new england as opposed to New York? ![]() Oh, I left right after the Red Sox fans had their seventh inning retch.Ģ3 world championships and the sox. Pal, you made awfully good time getting over here from Fenway. You know, I can't see why you people are such bad losers.īack in the real city they call me big Eddie. Tonight on the news, you can watch the lowlights. I just came from a classic m*ssacre of Boston by the Yankees. Hey, what do we have here, a Red Sox bar? Yeah, another one, Sam, but hold the napkin, huh? Remember the night two of them drove off the cliff in the fog? Well, uh, Fred here is the youngest of 12 brothers and sisters of a very wealthy family.Įvery time one of them dies, Fred here inherits all their money. Oh yeah, I was getting pretty low on funds. May I have your attention, please, everyone? cletus' school for girls, we'd have given you a pink belly that glowed in the dark.Īll right! Hey, our prayers are answered, normie babe. Sam, Carla's getting her drink orders mixed up because she's watching that silly game. What does this look like, the Pepsi challenge? The yanks may have it sewed up, though, as they lead 5 to nothing. Well folks, the sox need a rally here as they bat with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came you wanna to be where you can see our troubles are all the same you wanna be where everybody knows your name you wanna go where people know people are all the same you wanna go where everybody knows your name Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot wouldn't you like to get away? Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. No, coach, this is not a conversation starter. These things are a real conversation starter. You should have asked me before you did this, coach. This salesman came by this morning with these new napkins.ģ0 gross of two hunters saying, "did I hear a buck snort?"īut two bucks snorting is funny every time. ![]()
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